Sexpo

The 1st Sexpo in Sillypore is here. As usual, first time most probably
means lotsa boo-boo. There is the stupid way they publish their ticket
price. Why can't they just make do with a flat rate of 15 moolah but
they must put 14 moolah and 1 moolah for ticketcharge, hidden in fine
print. Since the 1 moolah is a must, why fine print? Which <s>con
artist</s> marketing personnel prepare the information?

Upon entering, the first impression is that I just blow 15 moolah. I'm
greeted by some really bad cheesy supposed-to-be-sensual dance, not to
mention that the dancers look less than appetizing. This is sexpo,
about sex rite? So I expect appealing sex appeal in any performance
but its u total disappointment. I can anytime find a handful of
dancers from my usual club to do really sensual dancers to leave you
hot and wet, if the gahmen allows.

But of course they expect good parents to bring their children here
for their growing up sex education. So its total <s>turn off</s> tone
down for general all age area. Then one can pass through to a
restricted area and it become a little paradise for sex toys, past and
present.

Vibrator. Vibrating condom. Lubricant. Jelly. Edible condom. Edible
undies. Favoured condom. Sexual drawing and wall arts. Penis pump.
Head enhancer. Even a mattress design for karmasutra sex is avaiable.
Its an interesting product for lazy people @ a sexy price.

Stupid thing I overheard is something along the line of waterproof
vibrator. The older model is not quite waterproof. Now which nimcumput
design a non-waterproofed vibrator. If the user dun get wet, I think
its a failure.

The exhibition of ancient sex relics are interesting. You see ancient
pornograhy restored to show us the sexual appetite and behavior of the
past. But I do learn something, the certain sexual punishments that I
thought were made up in movies actually existed, like the <i>donkey
saddle</i>.

Main attraction is the beach wear fashion. The moment the scantily
clothed babes with bod to die for appears, all cameras and handphones
all came up as fast as lightning, with flashes going off nonstop. Then
those hunks appeared, you won't see any rised hands with cameras and
handphones and darkness seems to come over the stage. See, how <i>chee
hiong</i> but that is just fair. Nice to look at face and bod, who
dowan?

As with what I always do, I got bored and then turn into a critic.
Which hunk got a nicer bod. Which babe got a big bottom. One got a
protruding tummy which look like early pregnancy. One got a big
bottom. One got a slight hollow-in tummy. But as always, its
forgivable with nice face.

-shrug-