The story of Creation

Creation Story

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the
Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red
vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and
Krispy Crème Donuts.And Satan said, 'You want chocolate with that'? And Man
said, 'Yes! Then Woman said, 'And as long as you're at it, add some
sprinkles'. And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.

Then God created healthful yogurt so Woman might keep the figure that Man
found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and
sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14.

So God said,'Try my fresh green salad. And Satan presented
Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side.And
Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.

God then said, 'I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in
which to cook them.' And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and
chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more
weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.

God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it 'Angel Food Cake',
and said, 'It is good'.

Satan then created chocolate cake and named it 'Devil's Food'.

God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those
extra pounds.

And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to
toil changing the channels.And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the
flickering blue light and gained pounds.

Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with
nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy
center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.

God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and
still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent
double cheeseburger.Then said,'You want fries with that'? And Man replied,
'Yes'! 'And super size them'!

And Satan said,'It is good'. And Man went into cardiac arrest.God sighed
and created quadruple bypass surgery.Then Satan created HMOs.

Thought for the day:

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on
Alzheimer's research.This means that by 2040, there should be a large
elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no
recollection of what to do with them.