Alternative route

You know, everyone is trying to cough out some kind of great devices to make good moolah. But some device just don't make sense at all, or rather I call it the alternative route. This is one hell of an alternative route to walking. So now beside just walking around, you have to carry that hell of a heavy product with you. You might even have equip yourself like a cyclist yet you are no much faster than a walker. Weird.