S is for Siong-and-sian-in-check

What else can be more tiring than a super siong incamp training/exercise?

A cho boh lan super switch-0ff incamp train.

Its very tiring horrrr. Mentally! Trying to sleep in peace without a proper bed. Not even proper ground and siam here siam there to avoid getting caught "sleeping openly". The only way to kill time is to sleep. Ok, we are in the green and been in the green, you can auto turn on the mode to sleep anywhere, almost anywhere. Got ground, no officers, lay down and snore. That is the power of the green uniform.

In SAF, there are 6...or is it 8... or someone updated me that it is 10 but nevermind ... golden rules but no one remember there. But there is just one unofficial one and everyone reminds them by hard. You can do what you want but don't get caught.

This is one hell of a switch off incamp. Even SAF change the way you do your live-firing range. More Counter Strike like. More fun. More reaction intensive. More stressing. More chances of failure. More chances of no marksman. This is SAF, kiasu and kiasi and simi ma ai more.

Most, if not all, sane people simply hate dislike dowan to have incamp training but hey, it can has it own share of fun, if you have fun people around you. It is a good time to catch up on all the old jokes, and seeing the sin jiao (new bird) doing the knock-it-down-recover-knock-it-down-recover game.

And you know it that you are getting old when more and more people are getting married. You know you are getting old when more and more are telling you that they are becoming a father. You know you are getting old when someone make fun of you been old and his birth year is the youngest in the flight.

That cheebye youngest pig.

Nevermind, we decide to tag team and suan him until jialat jiatlat while he was in the middle of the conversation between me and another mate. Nevermind him been young. Nevermind him been no idea of the Tang Dynasty poem. When he goes 低头看 懒 觉 on me, I have to tell him that he is wrong. It is 低头 思 故乡. The conversation is just way to yellow to be post up here. I might get complain letters.

Its all these funny conversations incamp with good mates that help you to pass time, else everything will be such a drag. Siong nevermind. Siong I can tahan. Its bordom that will kills me.

Hitch a ride back on a mate's car. I always know he is super beng. He beng until his music is even more beng. So beng that you will never probably never hear them on local club.

打了一个妹妹开始找些乐子
张开你的嘴,放進我双腿
现在开始用力的吹吹吹
我给你一些game -hey-,你就帮我吹
放進你的嘴巴还说hey hey hey
给我吹喇叭 -hey-
给我吹喇叭 -hey-
就是你請問叫我打开嘴巴
给我吹喇叭 -hey-
给我吹喇叭 -hey-
就是你請問叫我打开嘴巴
(female voice)
hey 哥哥你的老二真的好大
你是不是常常这里(难曼)长大
(male voice again)
这不是老二这是美国大雪茄
如果你很喜欢也可以带回家
(female voice)
但这种形像我真的没看过
而切好像也没有真的那麽大

Hey, this is just an abstract only. I tell you, this song is power man! And I ask my friend to tell me the song title, and he dowan. That is my cheebye army friend. They sure know how to entice you, dun they?