Anti-counter moves

Got this email from someone long time back, and then receive it again. Oh well, I must be feeling naughty and bored at the same time. So let's get on with some anti-counter moves.

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.
counter_he: oh, how much do you charge then?

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
counter_he: Kool, so shall we exchange services?

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
counter_he: It cannot be a mistake if I'm here for the 2nd time.

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.
counter_he: Then you should return me some favour for making you so beautiful

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
counter_he: Did I cause it? Let me take it away from you then. What would you like to do then?

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
counter_he: And do we turn to your place or mine?

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.
counter_he: Your place or mine?

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
counter_he: With you darling, of course.

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
counter_he: Then shall we just talk abt sex? Its more fun than marriage.

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?
counter_he: So I will know if you sound nice with my last name added in.

HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.
counter_he: Then let's not waste time. Your place or mine?

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
counter_he: Such a darling, now that I have caught you, your place or mine as a reward?

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
counter_he: Why not? You must be missing me dearly now.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
counter_he:

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
counter_he: Wow, I have yet to try one of those. Your place or mine?

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
counter_he: By which entrance?

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life in your wildest dreams.
counter_he: Then let it not be a dream baby. Come to papa!

Afterall, you are missing the big game, might as well drop in some worthy shot and who knows where you will be ended.