X is for Xperiences

Xperience the power of shopping with a high level bargaining power lady. Its been a while since I have gone shopping with some people who just love to bargain. It must be a womanly/motherly thingy.

I know my mom had her perfect tactics in bargaining. She knows how to slashes to a new low. Damn. I never inherit that skill. I would rather save me the trouble and saliva and just pay what I see on the price tag. Well, if I don't like it, I can always dun buy.

So was out having dinner with a friend the other night. So to burn away the xtra calories, went walking around and ended up wondering into one of those shops that sell those nice-and-fanciful-and-cheap watches. And indeed, the womanly/motherly bargaining instinct went into action.

her: uncle, ya watch very nice leh, can discount anot
seller: very cheap liao lah
her: but that time i come, its not so xpensive leh. you only charge me 20 plus abit.
(the watch is priced at 28)
uncle: how much is the "abit" leh
her: "abit" lor
uncle: ok lah ok lah, give it to u for 26
her: uncle cannot lah. that time really only 20 plus abit
uncle: 26 oso 20 plus abit wah
me: hahahah
her: but uncle... (then she spot another watch)... how abt i take both for xxx dollars?
(xxx coz i forgotten the amt)
uncle: eerrrr... you very cute leh...
her: that time i come u also say that
me: WAHAHAHAHAHA (stop myself) -giggle- (damn. internal injury liao)
uncle: ijit. i cannot remember liao lor. ok lah ok lah. give u xxx + 2 lah..
her: errrr... xxx lah
uncle: aiyah... xxx + 1 lah
her: okok thank you uncle

Incredible. I believe our dear world class NTU or NUS should offer "Bargaining your way 101" as a core module. Then everyone will save more moola.

Been reading someone's else blog for a while. Someone who is in the salsa scene, the person shall go unnamed since he doesn't want people to know about it (then why on the internet?). The person been talking lately about his feeling for this person who is always around yet he do not wish to accept the person becoz he is eying on someone. Then after he realise that the person is he eying does not reciprocate in the same way, he was upset then. When he finally realise that this person whom he was eying on was not something his heart wants. Its actually what he think he wants cause she simply fulfilled all his requirements of a "perfect" girl. (Perfect my arse. Perfect woman only exist in hollywood). By the time he turn to his heart's desire, its too late. The girl had move on (Wah! so fast sia, that is juz so woman). So my advice to him? Move on also lah! Remember, statistics show that Singapore got more girls than guys. But government statistic also wrong one wah (dun sue me pls. im penniless).

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Hey! Why the server give up just like that? Maybe its this cutie rainie yang who email me leh? Cannot anyway reject my email wah! Ok, I must be dreaming. *sing* dream on... dream away...


Just when I'm about to finish off my blog, got this sms from a friend.
"finali realised deficiency in life is not e whole picture but rather juz a blot at e corner of canvas". Wah kauz! Simi wah kuei*!

A little joke for to share with you.

Ted is 7-yr old n he's very bad in essay writing.

One day the teacher asked the class to write a 500-word essay base on any title they like.
Ted thought real hard n finally he started his essay:

Titled: Composition - my lost cat

One day i lost my kitty, i went out to the street n started calling:
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty..." but she never comes back, that's how i lost my cat.

(510 words)



* - a kind of snack food that people likes to take for teabreak or breakfast. something similar to lor mai kai (糯米鸡). Still catch no ball. Dun ask. Food are meant to be eaten, not explained.